Paul Kafasis

@PBones

The literal one and only Paul Kafasis, of Rogue Amoeba, One Foot Tsunami, and Just The Tip.

Boston, MA
onefoottsunami.com
Joined February 2007
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  1. Jan 20

    What drink is the exact opposite of champagne? Make it a double.

    11 replies 7 retweets 25 likes
  2. 16 Nov 2016

    My thoughts have coalesced into this: . I'm redoubling my efforts to help others. It helps beat back the despair.

    2 replies 4 retweets 11 likes
  3. 9 Nov 2016

    “Time stopped…He could count on experiencing [this illusion] several times a year — whenever he received news he could not joke about.”

    6 retweets 31 likes
  4. 8 Nov 2016

    Oh, FUCK no MSNBC, Rudy Guiliani does not get to talk in my house. Instant mute.

    1 reply 2 retweets 27 likes
  5. 8 Nov 2016

    I saw some polls had closed at 6 PM, so I went to check where. Of course it’s Kentucky. (Also Indiana, but time is all screwy there anyway)

    5 replies 3 likes
  6. 8 Nov 2016

    It's past 5 o'clock here on the East Coast, which means it's OK to start (admitting you've been) drinking!

    1 reply 1 retweet 17 likes
  7. 8 Nov 2016

    Hillary Clinton makes me wish men could wear pantsuits too.

    3 replies 11 likes
  8. 7 Nov 2016

    For these reasons, and so many more, vote for Hillary Clinton tomorrow:

    2 retweets 5 likes
  9. 7 Nov 2016

    Quite simply, is what America needs right now.

    5:38
    This one's for you, Hillary.
    3 retweets 8 likes
  10. 7 Nov 2016
    Replying to

    OK, I finally figured it out. Tuesday night, about 10 PM, he and his whole vile clan will come out on stage and just say “The Aristocrats!”.

    1 reply 8 retweets 33 likes
  11. 5 Nov 2016
    Replying to

    For the record, the water is perfectly normal. I don't think any water has ever been sticky. I don't think that's even possible.

    4 replies 1 like
  12. 5 Nov 2016
    Replying to

    Among the gripes my grandma has is that the water coming out of her faucet recently is “sticky”. Sticky water! How do you respond to that?!

    5 replies 8 likes
  13. 5 Nov 2016
    Replying to

    She’s quite with it, and very eager to vote for Hillary. November 12th can’t come soon enough! The 8th? No, she’s pretty sure it’s the 12th.

    1 reply 9 likes
  14. 5 Nov 2016

    I am at my grandmother's house. She is almost 92. The TV is…so loud. You wouldn’t think a TV could go this loud. But it can! And it does!

    4 replies 1 retweet 19 likes
  15. 4 Nov 2016

    Man would I like to hear the stories that led this business to have a sign outside reading: “New staff. New attitude. Try us again.”

    2 replies 3 retweets 26 likes
  16. 3 Nov 2016
    Replying to

    Come on, nobody?! That’s gold, jerks! Gold!

    1 reply 2 likes
  17. 3 Nov 2016

    So who was the other half of Melania Trump’s Bania/Costanza-esque mix-up, and what did they wind up discussing instead of cyberbullying?

    2 replies 3 likes
  18. 2 Nov 2016

    This does give us all a chance to appreciate that unlike Band-Aid, the earpiece manufacturers understand that “flesh” is not a single color.

    1 retweet 15 likes
  19. 2 Nov 2016

    Ah, the most exciting play in all of sports: The indeterminate rain delay!

    1 retweet 7 likes
  20. 2 Nov 2016

    I'm texting with and cracked that joke. We then both tweeted it. The man's a thief!

    6 replies 1 retweet 21 likes

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