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@P3t34

I program, complain, and nap Pronoun Declension ɴᴏᴍ - he ᴀᴄᴄ - him ɢᴇɴ - his

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2009.

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    nothing says "actually the President of Venezuela" like a week-long trip to the U.S. where you just sort of hang out

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    Odgovor korisniku/ci
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    Can't wait to fuck real people in the Sims, the only part of my life that has sex in it

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    This explains why that person got hung up on on air— without an immediate response, the hotline must have assumed it was just a prank call to waste time. Unfortunate but understandable.

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    guys good news and bad news. my family lost our tutor and let go of our maid and our driver. but here's the good news... we were able to find a new tutor, a new maid, and a new driver in the same month ^__^ and we even hired an art therapist for my little brother <3

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    Specificity of the instrument’s construction/engineering, anyone who knows anything about what a custom-made instrument like this means to a master like Sissoko realizes what a horrible affront this is *beyond* the racist security spectacle that is US Customs. Wow.

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    Watch till the end it’ll have you rolling😂

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    Australian TV is everything when I tell you I wasn’t expecting that. I screameddd 💀😭🤣

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    When did "push" jump from a software~repository thing to this more general meaning? Interesting

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    what the establishment is doing to bernie sanders in iowa is the DIET VERSION of what they also do to actual socialists in the global south.

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    My name is Bond, James Bond And you?

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    Like, I've seen some truly stupid shit in my few years of software development. But this is just malpractice. They knew ahead of time that their app literally COULD NOT WORK. 200 users is less than the 1,681 they needed. Is there something I'm missing or is it that simple?

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    Seriously revising my claim that this is just a fuck up. You cannot fuck up this badly by accident. No one has even heard of this janky shit. Deleting the results in 30 days? Only 200 users at a time? Is that really what this implies?

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    Spectrum is so fucking annoying. I've even called them to complain and they just said we will NOT stop sending you spam for some stupid TV package no one needs bc of the internet

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  20. 5. velj

    I'm know the names of the previous three residents of my apartment bc I still get their mail (which I always mark NOT AT THIS ADDRESS and sending back!) and today I received mail from Kaiser (which they all seem to have) for some 4th fucker I've never heard of. What is going on!!

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