In an imaginary timeline, far far away, people are queuing up to pay America's galactic-scale bar tab after it has passed out on the floor. ...
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... In ours it will all be "*mumble mumble* yeah heard there was some kind of party going on, never even knew the guy though ..."
10:24 PM - 29 Apr 2018
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