imagine you're going on a picnic and you bring a butter knife to spread jam on the bread and then you get sent to prison for 5 yearshttps://twitter.com/MayorofLondon/status/982906526334668800 …
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Replying to @AnimeWifeLover @SweatyAnimeMom
"There is never a reason to carry a knife." WTF?
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Replying to @Outsideness @SweatyAnimeMom
When people can't possibly be the problem, insanity yawns wide.
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Replying to @Outsideness @SweatyAnimeMom
... Prediction for 2022: "There is never a reason to wear shoes."
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