imagine you're going on a picnic and you bring a butter knife to spread jam on the bread and then you get sent to prison for 5 yearshttps://twitter.com/MayorofLondon/status/982906526334668800 …
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there are so many reasons
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When people can't possibly be the problem, insanity yawns wide.
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Modernity is incredibly boring. There are great reasons to carry not only knives -- but also swords, daggers, and even muskets.
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