The only thing you guys have summoned from the future are increasingly bizarre jokes.
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"Why did Man cross the road?' "Ummm, he didn't?" "Okay next joke ..." "... because he was too chicken?" "I said, NEXT JOKE." "That was the last joke."
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Koala hotel - the koalas check in but they don't check out - no matter how mean
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More like the platypus then? “...long lasting excruciating pain that cannot be relieved with conventional painkillers,”http://www.slate.com/blogs/wild_things/2015/06/22/platypus_venom_painful_immediate_long_lasting_impervious_to_painkillers.html …
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Koalas got the smoothest brain out of any marsupial
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