... The only things that look less than radically horrific are the ones you haven't seriously started to think about.
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"Hey guys, I've got this great package of corrosive despair and social ostracism to offer you. Interested?"
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Near-term human extinction has been shifted into the "C'mon, do you really think we're going to be that lucky?" folder.
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Doing my best to talk all relevant parties into divorce proceedings.
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Still haven't sold the movie rights to 'Hell Baked 1: Genesis'. (After that, I'm on it.)
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We eat at the same restaurant.
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