"Of course I control Trump. Secretly, he's an android given to me by aliens. It uses bluetooth. They liked Urbit, you see."
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What little influence we have on Trump is entirely because everyone else is plotting to kill him and overthrow his government.
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that's exactly what someone secretly running the US government would say.
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