martha

@OurGypsyCamp

Femme au foyer, wannabe breeder, chronic underachiever, spoonie, 3rd gen Household Six, lazy traveler, erstwhile Californian-Virginian. Currently UK-based.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2011.

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  1. prije 7 sati

    Now that we know that women love pockets in dresses, can we talk about how the only thing we put in there is tissues?

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    she was calling to schedule an abortion. Then they told her they could do one for $100 but only to confirm pregnancy, not to check viability or for heartbeat. They couldn't even give her a referral for further help, she Googled and found us. So I got her set up with a pregnancy

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    A woman called today needing an u/s. She just moved states, no longer has insurance. She knows she is pregnant and is trying to get insurance again. She wants to carry to term and parent. She called us bc the she called would not give her an u/s UNLESS

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    prije 13 sati

    Marry this guy: “My parents raised me so I’ll be in the best position possible nurture my marriage & family and spend as much time connecting with my kids as possible.” (This guy will be at almost every game, family dinners, burdened by emotionally connecting, etc.). ~JG/WF

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    prije 13 sati

    Ladies, don’t marry this guy: “My parents raised me so I’ll make enough money to provide for my family.” (He was raised to ground his identity in his work & performance, so he’ll justify not putting in the time to emotionally connect with his kids to provide material comfort.

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  7. prije 11 sati

    Me whenever someone announces a pregnancy on Insta because now 6 months of relentless posts about it are coming.

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  8. prije 13 sati

    Kid: I like the pictures you used to take more than the ones you take now. Maybe because they had cute toddlers in them. But also just because.

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    prije 24 sata

    TL;DR is fatal in 5-7% of confirmed cases in Wuhan, but <1% across China when you remove the Wuhan numbers. Hypothesis 1: Wuhan hospitals are overwhelmed so more infected ppl die. Hypothesis 2: ~5% is the real number and Chinese provinces are hiding hundreds of deaths.

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  10. 3. velj

    Also I have to take this antibiotic four times a day on an empty stomach so is this intermittent fasting?

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  11. 3. velj

    YES I know I faved some stuff and replied to some stuff, nobody’s perfect.

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  12. 3. velj

    Did I really not send any of the many tweets I started composing today about the event-that-shall-not-be-named (that I did not watch)?! Sanctification is real.

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  13. 2. velj

    He also thought until this past week that years cycle around like days and months. He can’t get over the fact that it will never be 2019 again.

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    2. velj

    Terror incident you say? Can I just have half an hour to finish my bacon butty & tea. 🇬🇧

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  15. 2. velj

    My 7yo, watching the rugby: “Woah! In soccer that would have been a foul.”

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  16. 2. velj

    Every time it occurs to me that so might be an overanalyzer, I start overanalyzing that idea and can’t come to a conclusion. But good news folks, at age 35 I’ve finally figured it out.

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    At 8 weeks the brain is highly complex and constitutes almost half of the embryo's total body weight. Growth continues at an extraordinary rate.

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    By 3 weeks the brain is dividing into 3 primary sections called the forebrain, midbrain, and hindbrain.

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    This is a fictional dystopia

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    31. sij

    Parents, Is your child texting about Anglo-Catholicism? ROTFL-Refurbished Old Tattered Fancy Lace BRB-Basic Rector's Biretta WTF-Walsingham Theatrical Fllwshp GTFO-Guitars, Tamborines, Forever Out AITA-Am I Thurifer Again? STFU-Swim Tiber For Us

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