Flying to Melbourne so you know I was "randomly" selected for an explosives test. Every. Single. Time
Of course White man thought it was hilarious: "Have you done this before? [Laughs]
Me: 
Whiteness: [Chortling] Your silence tells me you have! [Even more laughter]
Me: 
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Too bad you couldn’t have punched said white man in the testicles...
Definitely no desire to do this - but I appreciate the sentiment. 
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