Got home to find big envelope left in the letterbox. *Reads: aliens...bible...blah blah. Oh! Apparently the world is ending tomorrow 
What will you do on your last night on Earth, Karen, other than Twitter, of course?pic.twitter.com/4i6TOaL3GP
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After 4 days away for a conference - I'm ok spending my last few hours on earth comfy in my own bed with a snoring chihuahua at my feet
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Great plan! Apocalypse gets a bad rap; this is not too shabby.
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