Lies I tell myself to live a full life: 1. My clothes iron themselves with my body heat. 2. My veges peel & wash themselves in my belly.
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You will reach a new form of consciousness when you embrace jersey material: it never crinkles. Life is 157% improved.

2:29 AM - 16 Mar 2017
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