Dr Zuleyka Zevallos

People are so weird. He probably wrote a long journal entry that day, "The day I triumphed over Big Science."

maybe I should fund my research by setting up a 1900 number where conspiracy theorists call to tell me abt their "theories"

and I pretend to listen. Knowing how long-winded they can be, I'll make a health sum by charging jst $3 per min or something

You could even set up a premium service of $5 per minute for climate change denialists to tell you why the 3% are correct.$$$

I shld charge different rates for diff conspiracy theories, $5/min for ACG denialism, $7 for "jet fuel steel beam" crowd

Good business model. Charge the most for antivaxxers. Maybe have 2-for-1 introductory offers for Big Pharma conspiracies.

I think the more common the conspiracy theory, the higher charge since it'll be more repetitive. The more esoteric ones like

Time Cube or whatever at least have the novelty factor which makes them less arduous to endure