Dr Zuleyka Zevallos

he jst blabbed on so much that I realise he wasn't looking for a response, jst someone to listen to his monologue

so I can effectively put the phone down & not listen and he would not have noticed (or even cared)

People are so weird. He probably wrote a long journal entry that day, "The day I triumphed over Big Science."

maybe I should fund my research by setting up a 1900 number where conspiracy theorists call to tell me abt their "theories"

and I pretend to listen. Knowing how long-winded they can be, I'll make a health sum by charging jst $3 per min or something

You could even set up a premium service of $5 per minute for climate change denialists to tell you why the 3% are correct.$$$

I shld charge different rates for diff conspiracy theories, $5/min for ACG denialism, $7 for "jet fuel steel beam" crowd

Good business model. Charge the most for antivaxxers. Maybe have 2-for-1 introductory offers for Big Pharma conspiracies.