“It doesn’t snow in Durham” “Austin isn’t humid” “It doesn’t get cold in Melbourne” I need to learn not to listen to what lying liars tell me about the local weather before I agree to move somewhere.pic.twitter.com/7HN39ub4kD
As a Melbournite, don't know which evil human told you it doesn't get cold in Melbourne. Everyone knows it's always four seasons in one day and it is most definitely cold. 
Stay warm!
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I assume this evil human was raised in Antarctica because this is live footage of mepic.twitter.com/O0GVeNRDLW
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That looks pretty accurate!
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