Wow Simon, that's a long name. How will they fit that on your membership card?
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Could abbreviate it, maybe?
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I've just ordered a Next card and some skinny jeans in your name. Hope you don't mind.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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have you been forgiven for voting against yourself at the 2017 election? i understood they added something to the constitution just to keep you from rejoining
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Shut up
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Thought you said you were left wing?
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Simon voted for Boris didn't he. That's some left wing credentials right there
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I hope you used the address of your primary home instead of your summer holiday castle
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It's a fortified manor house not a castle.
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