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@Orthanc

Builds software, mainly tweets about nonsense. He/Him. Profile pic by

Auckland, New Zealand
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2007.

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  1. 5. velj

    He's sharpening his axe He's whetting it twice Gotta make that flagpole all nice Hone Heke's coming to town

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    4. velj
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    the enemy of my enemy is statistically likely to be a total asshole who has made an enormous number of enemies.

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    This, my friends, is a relativistic key shooting out of the central region of M87, where the famously imaged black hole M87* sits! That black hole is 6 BILLION times the mass of the Sun. This is a super cool, friends.

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    5. velj

    Starlink is the satellite equivalent of stringing Christmas lights across the Grand Canyon or Aoraki and then justifying it on the basis of “progress”. There are other ways of achieving its goals.

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  5. 5. velj

    It's been at least 10 years since I used subversion and I still type git checkout when I mean git clone.. Bad habits are hard to break

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    3. velj

    Periodic Reminder: When debugging, you must first accept that something you believe is true is not true. If everything you believed about this system were true, it would work. It doesn't, so you're wrong about something. This is a surprisingly common stumbling block for devs.

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    17. sij
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  8. 3. velj

    Look, I like to beat up 9n trump as much as the next guy, but I feel like maybe he gets a pass on this one. Who the hell built Kansas City in Missouri?

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    3. velj
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    24. sij 2019.

    736) Superbowlbot. Not sure why but a number of Americans have recently been asking for this one. So, due to popular demand, here is another Birbbot variant, this time in the form of a really superb owl.

    A robotic owl with hinged wings and banded legs ending in flattened taloned feet. It looks vaguely angry.
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    1. velj

    Me: so I got these Jira tickets Him, a non-tech cutie: where/when they playing at? Are they any good?

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    31. sij

    Handy graph from NYT. TLDR: don’t panic

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  13. 29. sij

    I tried to type my password, but my laptop kept sliding off my desk. Seriously though. This

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    27. sij
    Odgovor korisnicima

    By all means do. As a long-time resident of Grammarshire, currently twinned with Département de Préposition in France, I appreciate the corrective. (Although it pained me to do so, "possessive" didn't fit with the joke, lol.)

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    27. sij
    Odgovor korisnicima

    Sorry to contradict, but it’s only a contraction if it’s conjugated in the Contraction region of England. Otherwise, it’s just a sparkling possessive apostrophe.

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    27. sij
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    If it's for work, then only:- "For the sake of fuck." Is considered appropriate. One does not use contractions in formal communications. 😉

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    27. sij

    Quick question: Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake" ? It's for a work email so has to sound professional.

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  19. 28. sij
    Box of apricots
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    28. sij
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