Orteil

@Orteil42

Hey. I'm Orteil. I make stuff. Hi !

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Joined June 2011
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  1. 5 hours ago

    genuinely psyched to live on a planet where "teledildonics" is a real word

    9 retweets 19 likes
  2. Apr 3

    absolutely fascinating how the internet has shifted its obsession from cats to dogs over the past few years

    18 retweets 56 likes
  3. Apr 2

    i interned at a company once that made me spend a week trying to make the stylized "W" in their logo look less like a ballsack

    16 retweets 96 likes
  4. Mar 30

    *character glitches out against a wall and goes flying across the map* me : ｅｍｅｒｇｅｎｔ ｇａｍｅｐｌａｙ

    27 retweets 103 likes
  5. Mar 26

    if you don't follow i'm judging you. if you do follow him i'm judging you even harder, fucking nerds

    5 retweets 17 likes
  6. Mar 25

    at some point companies are inevitably gonna start putting emojis in brand names and i don't think i'm ready

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  7. Mar 24

    the internet is an accident waiting to happen in a good way, tho

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  8. Mar 18

    the future of green screens is actors wearing VR headsets so from their point of view they all look like they would in the final movie

    10 retweets 62 likes
  9. Mar 13

    might spend a couple weeks in the US soon! can't wait to try those apple bees i've heard so much about

    4 retweets 51 likes
  10. Mar 12

    for the 3rd time this month, my review gets featured on Forbes; in a waft of yeast and chocolate, my lips part to thank the world wide web

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  11. Mar 12

    i sigh contentedly as i hit the "Publish" button, marmite coagulating on one side of my mouth while ice cream is dripping down the other

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  12. Mar 12

    career prediction: in 20 years i manage a blog where i try marmite with random foods. 451 posts in, i am still to give an unfavorable review

    10 retweets 52 likes
  13. Mar 12

    I hate that thing everyone loves and I love that thing everyone's pissed about. Please notice me video game media

    15 retweets 86 likes
  14. Mar 10

    "pizza tastes even better the day after" just seems like a slippery slope to "gotta pickle this pizza to last us through next year's winter"

    32 retweets 101 likes
  15. Mar 7

    so does that mean Lionhead as a studio name is up for grabs now ? no ? dangit

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  16. Mar 7

    imagine : remake of "The Social Network" but for

    19 retweets 52 likes
  17. Mar 3

    fucked up to think i'm currently living through some future dude's prehistory

    14 retweets 53 likes
  18. Mar 2

    kinda curious to see what popups and spam will look like in 3D VR web browsers

    12 retweets 62 likes
  19. Feb 27

    not sure i get the deal with Factorio. who in their right mind would want to play a game that plays itself

    10 retweets 89 likes
  20. Feb 27

    keeping marmite in your facial hair for a cheeky midnight snack

    2 retweets 31 likes

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