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  1. Pinned Tweet
    9 Nov 2019

    "...if you ever look to me for love, look to me for pain too. My edges are jagged and I have swallowed knives. It’s a miracle that I can still breathe, that my touch doesn’t burn, that my tongue isn’t poisonous."

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  2. May 27

    Don’t let anyone make you feel bad for paying someone to make your life easier. It’s so hard to do everything alone. You won’t prove anything by dying a foolish, workaholic death.

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  3. May 27

    Are you burnt out?

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  4. May 26

    Do you believe in ghosts?

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  5. May 25

    Lagos: “Ice on my neck, ice on my wrist, [but] many days I never sleep.”

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  6. May 22

    How can you ask your bank if they want to see crazy? What will you do?

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  7. Retweeted
    May 22

    The second part. I wish people could accept that a movie can be good and boring at the same time.

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  8. May 22

    I will now revisit ‘Marriage Story’.

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  9. May 22

    At no point during ‘Minari’ did I feel like I was watching a film. So brilliantly intimate. It was also boring AF because, well, that’s what most parts of living are.

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  10. May 21

    Waiting to see how many psychopaths choose the third option.

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  11. May 21

    You like to know your partner’s previous sexual experiences in detail.

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  12. May 21

    “You can find me at the intersection of...”

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  13. May 21

    “How’s the family?” Whose family?

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  14. May 20

    ‘Hotline Bling’ and “I can see you’re online posting photos but you’re not replying my texts. Why? Why?” Same person.

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  15. May 20

    Okay, I hate responsibility.

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  16. May 20

    Every time I feel we’re getting somewhere with Nigeria, I remind myself that delusional people don’t know they’re delusional.

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  17. May 20

    Company recruiting in Lagos: “We’re looking for sales executives who own a car and have a valid driver’s license.” Same company: “Please note, this is not a driving job.” You will just drive a lot, that’s all. No big deal.

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  18. May 19

    🙏🏾 Hopsin - BE11A CIAO

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  19. May 19

    Yes, subtract it from the 200 naira I left in there.

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  20. May 18

    Need a hard, foreign reset.

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