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Asked my son what the yellow slips were. “They’re detention slips. From my maths teacher.” -Woah, how many have you got from your other teachers? “None. Ever. Just my maths teacher.” -Oh. Oh fuck.pic.twitter.com/IutaoOfUcC
Do you remember having that one incompetent and possibly psychotic teacher?
Yip, had a few. I had many teachers single me out for various reasons. My school years were quite traumatic.
The worst was actually the head of my 'house' at high school. A deeply conservative man with a massive chip on his shoulder. Deeply invested in psychologically abusing as many people as he possibly could. As I understand he ended up being unceremoniously dismissed after I left.
Gets worse than that, but those are stories for a campfire or some shiz.
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