Opossum Opal

@OpossumOpal

Second Year and official Antihero at New College of Florida. Sorry if you've met me, but even more sorry if you haven't.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2019.

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    Trump had to have made a pact with Satan. That is the only explanation for the longest string of luck in the history of humanity. I mean, you can't 4D chess the Democrats into somehow blowing up their own caucuses.

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    “No, but seriously, let us run your healthcare,” they said.

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    Every day, the time draws closer to when my irl friends fully realize how much of a religious extremist I am, and I am ruined.

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    the bishop of orlando is also the bishop of the moon, due to a canon law that says "any newly discovered territory would fall under the bishopric from whence the discovering expedition departed". his is therefore the largest catholic diocese, at over 14,000,000 square miles

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    The Iowa caucus is tomorrow. It's a critical step in what's already been a grueling election cycle. Show them what we got

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    For the first time in 900 years, today is a palindrome - 02/02/2020 - the same forwards and backwards. That still won't fill the cavern deep inside your heart.

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    You are the fire burning the cathedral, blotting out the stars with your roar. You remember past lives, consuming prairies, and forests, and you thank the humans for creating this richness of structure to destroy

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    Doesn't the "pink tax" - where products marketed towards women cost more - just indicate that women are more willing to pay extra money to affirm their identity as female, and it's their own damn fault for not buying the cheaper, non-pink product?

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    guns for everyone, voting for hereditary titles only

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    thinking about my favorite stock photo series, in which a clown breaks into an office to threaten people with a gun but eventually makes up with them and becomes an integral part of the team

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    Brexit is done! Happy first full day of UK Independence as they reclaim their sovereignty from the EU. Brexit reflects deeply held views that the British enjoy governing themselves & are done surrendering their interests to the EU bureaucracy

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    31. sij

    Every time a Dem says there will be an asterisk next to anything in the history books, they show how stupid and weak they are History is written by the victors There is no such thing as a moral victory There is no asterisk next to Ossoff. No one remembers losers.

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    never compromise your values

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    29. sij

    I'm calling for a complete and total shutdown of leftism

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    29. sij

    Mike Bloomberg made billions of dollars selling terminals and is one of the wealthiest people on earth, but the only time he feels alive is choking the life out of stray dogs in alleys

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