Courtney Paige Barnett

@OpenBarnett

comedian, writer, director, voiceover artist, and dragon. I make words for , , and do too many characters with .

Los Angeles
courtneybarnettcomedy.com
Joined February 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    31 Jan 2018

    getting my pubes waxed into a second set of tits for Valentine’s Day but knowing my boyfriend he won’t even notice 🙄

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  2. Jul 15

    the biggest giveaway of a film being written by a dude is if there’s a sexy woman who doesn’t know she’s sexy and also wears miniskirts to her job at the nursing home

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  3. Jul 10

    someone compared my voice to the medium in Poltergeist and I’m legitimately flattered to be considered that creepy

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  4. Jul 9

    I’ve officially lasted an entire period on just my yoga studio’s complimentary tampons

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  5. Jul 9

    hairdresser: and how would you like your bangs? me: girl who smokes cigarettes at the sock hop hairdresser: say no more

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  6. Retweeted
    Jul 4

    had to stop my son from taking a free GOP balloon at this festival, then found out that the local Dems don't have them because they're bad for the environment

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  7. Jul 4

    happy 4th hail satan

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  8. Jun 30

    retweeting this for myself to keep rewatching later

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    Ivanka Trump appears to be trying to get involved in a talk among Macron, May, Trudeau and Lagarde (IMF head). The video is released by French Presidential palace.
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  10. Jun 29

    offended someone by asking if they were a 90’s kid

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  11. Jun 28

    not go outside tonight.

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  12. Retweeted
    Jun 27

    what beautiful women look like when they hook up with comedians

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  13. Jun 27

    I was so proud of myself for getting a graphic novel called BITCH PLANET but turns out my boyfriend’s already read it. is he...a better feminist than me?

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  14. Jun 25

    a gaggle of Susans talking in the art museum is my truest form of enemy

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  15. Jun 24

    my trap queen days

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  16. Jun 23

    courtney: "we picked out a blue couch, so think of a rug color that goes well with blue." phil: "so...blue?"

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  17. Jun 17

    “that whipped cream better look good. does she know who I am?!” -

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  18. Jun 17

    HELLO MY BEBES

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    This Wednesday 6/19. 8PM. Haymaker is back to take you to the limit with an all new sketch show at The .
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  19. Jun 16

    my Lyft driver is chowing down on fries and asked if I’m “enjoying the ride so far”. you haven’t offered me fries, what the fuck do you think?!

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  20. Jun 16

    Los Angeles’ homeless population has increased by 16% but also remember WE ARE EXPERIENCING A FOOD RENAISSANCE

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  21. Jun 15

    men are mostly noise pollution

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