I haven’t lost enough followers lately—a sure sign that I’m not living up to my Twitter vision. If you’re so moved, please help me to feel better about myself by unfollowing immediately.
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It was me, sorry
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Your immediate seppuku is the only appropriate response.
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Sentient comet
Meditation freak
Teacher
Author
Podcaster
SF nerd
Serial comma enthusiast
Raised by wolves
Bad influence 
