Y’all, I just lost my car keys in my own car. I think I need help.
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Replying to @lindsaymstarke
Did you check your hands? That's often where I find 'missing' objects.
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Replying to @brooksdunn @lindsaymstarke
Stuff is almost always on my head.
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Replying to @OortCloudAtlas @lindsaymstarke
Ah! One of my favorite games from when my niece & nephews were younger: you're playing, "Is it a hat?"
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Replying to @brooksdunn @lindsaymstarke
Where’s my fkn glasses? Where’s my fkn earphones? Etc etc
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