In a cafe. Everybody's phone starts freaking out at once. Amber alert.50 miles away.
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Replying to @OortCloudAtlas
@OortCloudAtlas amber alert in Soledad? (happened here too)1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
Replying to @brooksdunn
@brooksdunn Yep. It's actually more like 100 miles from here
1:47 PM - 14 Apr 2016
from San Francisco, CA
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