I have Daniel Craig under contract to play me in my biopic. #100%True
@nekocase Yes, but I'm contracted to play Daniel Craig in that role as you. My red wig is unstoppable.
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@OortCloudAtlas "My red wig is unstoppable" is my new mantra.
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@nekocase You have to pay me a HUGE royalty to utter it, though. HUUUUUUUGE.
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