Simon Lucas

@OnlySimonLucas

Audio/video words and opinions. Always visits Twitter for tech, music, football, innocent amusement. Always leaves feeling angry and sad.

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  2. Jan 19

    This just in from the 'Who the FUCK Would Have Thought It?' department

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  3. Jan 19

    I've heard Tory politicians on sounding self-serving, disingenuous, incompetent, ill-informed or out of their depth before now. But manages to be all of them at once, which is perhaps a new record.

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  4. Jan 11

    Who among us hasn’t become so caught up in the moment we barely had time to change into our full tactical paramilitary terrorist clothing?

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  5. Jan 6

    But they also like to kill unarmed civilians.

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    the police opened the fucking gates.
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  6. Jan 4

    Incredible, state of the art television technology demonstrated on the screen of an ancient MacBook Air. is much diminished this year.

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  7. Retweeted
    31 Dec 2020

    Braun Audio LE03 review: Back with a bang?

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  8. 26 Dec 2020

    Zaha is basically tattoos and moaning

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  9. Retweeted
    17 Dec 2020

    Me: If you could be any animal what would you be? Year 5 Girl: Shark with legs.

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  10. 17 Dec 2020

    I'm not certain the number exists to quantify just how far should fuck off

    Jacob Rees Mogg says Unicef should be 'ashamed' for feeding Britain's hungry kids
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  11. 16 Dec 2020

    As ever, there’s no arguing with

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  12. 15 Dec 2020

    Maiden wine flight. Happy birthday

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  13. 14 Dec 2020

    'There were some problems loading your apps' = 'your entire business is currently inoperative'

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  14. 13 Dec 2020

    How many ways in which this is fucking shameful, embarrassing bullshit can YOU count?

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  15. 10 Dec 2020

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  16. 7 Dec 2020

    90 seconds

    Have managed to get the gap between 'opens ' and 'despises the world and everyone in it, self most of all' down to a tight three minutes.
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  17. 3 Dec 2020

    Luckily and have delivered the temporary antidote

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  18. 3 Dec 2020

    Not easy, in a government filled with self-serving mediocrities who've been promoted way above their capabilities, to stand out as an especially talentless bullshitter. So congratulations , the laughing stock's laughing stock

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  19. 2 Dec 2020

    If your twitter handle incorporates at least four numbers, some flags, a reference to Parler, and the name of a fascistic politician and/or a know-nothing actor who can't act, you think Thalidomide was a vaccine.

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  20. 27 Nov 2020

    Not sure if I'm meant to laugh until I cry or just go straight to crying

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