Laura Watkins

@OneHelluvaDame

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Arlington, VA
Joined November 2008
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  1. Retweeted
    Mar 2

    His arrival was foretold in ancient murals

    6:28 PM - 2 Mar 2016 · Details
    1,565 retweets 2,773 likes
  2. Feb 27

    Generally I'm laissez-faire about people's personal activities but seeing the words "vegan acoustic brunch" ignites a strange new rage in me

    1 retweet 6 likes
  3. Feb 26

    "Are you gonna tell her BEFORE you're pregnant or AFTER?" - neighbor on her cellphone in a conversation I'm glad I'm not having

    1 like
  4. Feb 25

    Kowtowing to bigots is spineless PR. Fearing to take even a small stand for equality is intolerable,

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    2 retweets 1 like
  5. Feb 24

    I don't hate everyone who uses the sign-off "Cheers," but everyone I hate sure as shit uses it.

    1 like
  6. Feb 21

    For the record, we were not having sex; it was a movie scene. Which I'm surprised they heard over Friends at volume 78.

    3 likes
  7. Feb 21

    Couple next door does yoga in the backyard, watches Friends, and left a note re: hearing us have sex. They are the Millennial Todd and Margo

    3 likes
  8. Feb 7

    I just started crying when that little CGI colon couldn't find a bathroom so I'm definitely due to start my period in the next 12 hours

    2 retweets 10 likes
  9. Feb 4

    [updates list of colleagues to feed to wild hogs if given chance]

    2 likes
  10. Retweeted
    28 Oct 2015

    god: i have made Mankind angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

    30,655 retweets 38,758 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    ah okay. good thing i read the description of this youtube video. thought for a second xxdragonblade96 owned the rights to eleanor rigby

    2,966 retweets 8,018 likes
  12. Jan 21

    Just learned there's video of Martha Stewart and Snoop making mashed potatoes together and it's everything you need.

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    1 retweet 2 likes
  13. Jan 19

    Y'all think I'm playing. I'm wearing the gray ones.

    3:33 PM - 19 Jan 2016 · Details
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  14. Jan 19

    Leggings are two for $10 at Safeway. It would really be losing money *not* to buy them, right?

    5 likes
  15. Jan 19

    Respect.

    12:58 PM - 19 Jan 2016 · Details
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  16. Laura Watkins followed , , and 12 others
    • Chris Fleming
      @chrisfluming

      freaky fancy

    • Gayle Waters-Waters
      @GayleWW

      founder of Mothers Against Road Head, CEO of Meet Me In Hell Croutons

  17. Jan 7

    My dad continues to have the best Facebook statuses.

    2:00 PM - 7 Jan 2016 · Details
    4 likes
  18. Jan 6

    UPS is having me pick up a package at a place called DISCOUNT TOBACCO AND MONEY TRANSFER which is sure to be a very cool and fun experience

    6 likes
  19. Retweeted
    31 Dec 2015

    "It's too dark, and it has too much plants," Brian Wilson said. The other Forest Boys nodded. They'd have to find a new name.

    59 retweets 159 likes
  20. Dec 31

    If you're into sitting through 16 hours of people moaning in snow, then The Revenant is the movie for you

    1 retweet 2 likes

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