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wife: i’m going into labor husband: when wife: now husband: [sets plate of nachos down] jesus christ karen i just made these
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genie: you have three wishes me: a birthday cake with candles lit genie: genius
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Olly iConic proslijedio/la je Tweet
Therapist: We must remove our masks and express our true selves Yoga instructor: True Nutritionist: So wise Raccoon: This is bullshit, Alan
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Therapy is for people who don't share their personal problems with the staff at Red Lobster
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THERAPIST: seems like you’re not progressing ME: I’m just going through some stuff THERAPIST: yes *nodding* my purse
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neil degrasse tyson: [in full astronaut gear] wanna take a bath w me ;)
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Olly iConic proslijedio/la je Tweet
Libra: It’s all about the friends who don’t care about you who you’ve met along the way.
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Olly iConic proslijedio/la je Tweet
One time I sang Purple Rain to my shrink and he started crying and handed me his prescription pad.
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Olly iConic proslijedio/la je Tweet
Today I’ve been at
#Dateline for 25 years. Last night I was with just a few of the producers who made that possible. Thanks to them, and to you.pic.twitter.com/eS7D04eMyz
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[oil change] technician: want me to dust your air-filter me: is that like a “happy ending” or whatever
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[vasectomy] NURSE: you must ejaculate 15 times before your next sexual encounter ME: [perspiring freely] that could take years
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me: some weirdo broke into my house last night cop: are you positive it was a weirdo me: well they stole all my taylor swift sock-puppets so you tell me
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Olly iConic proslijedio/la je Tweet
kidnapper: we have your son dad: oh my god let me talk to him kidnapper: very well dad: listen son money doesn’t grow on trees
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ME: may i see a milk list WAITER: a milk list ME: that’s right WAITER: we only have 3 kinds ME: you got chocolate WAITER: yes ME: what year WAITER: why this one of course ME: bring the jug
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dentist: i think the tooth can be saved patient: go for it dentist: [talking to the tooth] do you know about jesus
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Olly iConic proslijedio/la je Tweet
You can't tell by the clothes I wear but I draw parrots. If you saw me on the street you'd say ain't no way this guy can draw even 1 parrot.
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[bridge] BUNGEE INSTRUCTOR: forgetting something? JUMPER: what? BUNGEE INSTRUCTOR: your harness. JUMPER: oh wait lol i'm not with the group.
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A group of 4 or more Texans is called a militia.
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doctor: just tell me which medicine from tv you want dammit me: i don’t watch tv doctor: ooh good luck staying alive mister professor man
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I happen to like Little Caesar's pizza. Listen, I live in Chicago and we invented pizza so I know pizza. Okay so the Chinese invented pizza that's not what I mean. But Chicago invented Deep dish pizza. And the voting reanimator. And in conclusion be kind to each other
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