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-Dennis Itumbi
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Deputy Cabinet Secretary GOK Communications, Telkom & Digital Economy - Kenya
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Hii sasa ni ukora, and team thinks he can hold Country at ransom. Apana. Nooo! Anyway.....
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Finance Bill 2023:
—Wigs, false beards, eyebrows, eyelashes, artificial nails & human hair to have a 5% excise duty.
—Imported cell phones to have a 10% excise duty.
—Print, TV, billboard & radio ads related to betting or loterriesor alcohol will have a 15% excise duty
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This isn’t a scene from a movie - it’s a genuine rescue that took place today by two SWT pilots. A tanker crossing from Galana to Kulalu was pushed off the causeway by raging floods & flipped on its side, the driver stranded in rising waters. Read more: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/news/updates/d
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The National Police Band played the Anthem at the State Banquet in honour of the UN SG at State House.
As usual, they started packing to head home.
The president invited them to join him.
Literally, hosting them at the high table at the State Banquet
Rare moments...… Show more
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22 out 28 Jubilee NEC members vote to oust former President Uhuru Kenyatta as Jubilee Party leader.
Former Murang'a Women Rep Hon. Sabina Wanjiru wa Chege appointed acting Party Leader.
Congratulations, Sabina!
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President - " Once upon a time, about 30 years ago, I was a tour guide, and I owned a tour firm. "
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Very peaceful Azimio demos. "Peaceful demonstrators" raid Shell Juja Road
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Fmr. President Kenyatta wants TAXPAYERS to pay him RENT to use his house along State House Road as the Retired President's Office.
He wants an evaluation of the multi-million home to be done & a monthly bill passed to Hustler Nation as rent.
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The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau ( HNIB) agents are reporting that;
1. Former President Uhuru Kenyatta, former Prime Minister Raila Odinga, and six governors are in a meeting at the Kisumu Yatch Club.
2. They are fundraising for Maandamano part 2.
IT IS SO DECLASSIFIED!
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Demonstrations in Rift valley over the high cost of living - Unga specifically. Unga prices must come down. .
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I salute the Roll Boll Kenya team. Congratulations on winning THE WORLD CUP!
kbc.co.ke/sports/article
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David Murathe has sent SMSs and made calls pleading to be left alone and saying he would NOT play politics or even defend his Vice-chairmanship - but he has renewed vigour on saying he will join Maandamano! Very well....
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In kenya ukiona simba aliyelala huyo ni paka President Uhuru Kenyatta used police to raid UDA offices and even kidnap right now he is crying of the same police power is transient #ShakaholakibeKameneGoroPastorEzekiel
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The Special HNIB Story on NORTHLANDS
1. The land was 7,741 acres.
2.SOCFINAF surendered the land to the new Government.
3. The GOK land stretched to Kahawa Sukari, Githurai 45.
4. Two years later, H.E Mama Ngina got in the story
5. A few more years Ms Kristina Pratt joins
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PS , is practical and explains the housing programme well. Good interview with tonight on the matter.
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CS tells investors in the #USA that Kenya will dedicate 8 weeks to deal with all investor attraction issues. Saying Kenya was moving focus from PROMOTION to PRACTICE. To mean focus is now in transactions; MAKING IT HAPPEN! #InvestInKenya
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TWITTER allows the formation of Parody accounts. With a few conditions. Parodies can, however, not spread fake news. Satire, commentary, and other artistic expressions allowed. I'm just saying...kwanzza a parody would be good sport!
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The Hustler Nation aintelligence Bureau ( HNIB) has a special update on how the Kenyatta's led by Mama Ngina and Christina Pratt
1. Stole a 7, 741 acres land from Government of Kenya.
2. How only 1496 acres remained.
IT SHALL BE SO DECLASSIFIED!
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DP GACHAGUA urges mama Ngina to surrender part of Kenyatta family land to the Mau Mau fighters living in poverty.
" Even if you have NOT helped Mau Nau since 1963, it is not late to help them now," H.E. Gachagua, EGH
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Congratulations, Wakili. I am confident you will serve Country with excellence as the continously result during your time as chair
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I paid for - Shillings 1, 040 was worth it. I did because on the back-end, I am pushing for Kenya to benefit from Twitter Content Monetization. To do that, must make money, too. I therefore support on that front by tweets and by action.
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WE put Kenyan political pollsters, including TIFA, to a referendum during the elections, and we concluded they are LIARS. We did NOT believe them at the time. We will NOT take them SERIOUSLY now. Even when they favour our political side. Wakadanganye Mainstream Media!
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I heard tell us that unga is still expensive in some supermarkets but some brands are selling at 159/- which is far much lower than 230/- for handshake brothers. Which brands did they want us to buy, do we mind a bout a brand or cheap unga?
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The outgoing British High Commissioner was outstanding & supported Innovators. Honest and tough when required, but also friendly & engaging. Excellent support as Kenya experienced drought. , great choice. Karibu Nairobi
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#KenyattaInjustice Since Northlands invasion security teams in Taveta have been arresting, threatening and intimidating residents. Now calling Mama Ngina to show mercy, open the water, surrender more Land and make peace with the poor
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#KenyattaInjustice Today joined hands with Taveta residents to condemn Kenyatta family who forcibly evicted them in 2018 and until today deny them access to Tsavo River.
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Asante for CONFIRMING UNGA has gone down to 147 - 160.
We appreciate that you can not fight with facts.#SystemYaFacts
Also, good point you make - MOHAMED Jaffer is a PATRIOT!
#CostOfLivingSolutions
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MOHAMED Jaffer appears to have HIRED Itumbi & Hussein Mohammed to MARKET his Unga (Umi/Ajab) that he's priced at below Ksh 200. What you need to know is that Jaffer can even sell his UNGA at Ksh40 bob and he'll still make PROFITS because he neither grows maize nor imports. /1
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Forget Fact-checking by NEWSROOMS. UNGA at 159 bob. Even in the supermarket next door. Handshake spent Shs. 8b every month in the name of Subsidy. President did NOT spend a single shilling, just some thinking. #SystemYaFacts
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Umeskia bei ya unga imefanya ile kitu. Karibu shopping ushikishe zako.
#ShikishaPasaka
#CrazyQuickOffers
#FreshAndEasy
#PamojaNawe
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