Oldham-Made

@OldhamMade

Delivery-focussed Elixir, Erlang, Nim, Crystal, XSL/XQuery, & (No)SQL dev. Qualified Scrum Master. Agile evangelist.

Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2013.

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    Announcement: Oldham-Made is no longer offering consultancy services in the UK -

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    An older woman came into the bookstore today. I made a joke about a credit card reader issue and she said "these things are all programmed by twenty-five-year-old boys who don't comment their code" and somehow we ended up having a great conversation about programming and biases.

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    Agile has nothing at all to do with Sprints, backlogs, fixed roles, meetings, stories, etc. Don't confuse tools (some useful, some not, all contextual) with the thing itself.

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    Brexit: a 3-stage process

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    Obviously you’d have to charge the right amount for things. I mean, there isn’t much supply from British vineyards, so wine would be a couple of hundred quid each. And no champagne.

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    I can see an opportunity on the horizon: “Best of British” stores - stores that only sell food and goods grown/made in Britain. No forrin muck. It’d be the best way to show the EU “what for” after

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    On a train in Italy. A teenage Chinese boy boards the train. A woman comments loudly: “There you go, we are all going to be infected.” He replies in perfect Italian with a Roman inflection: “Ma’am, in my whole life I’ve seen China only on google maps.” Applauses.

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    How much space did Brexit free up in the European Union? 1 GB.

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    So this is clearly the plan from our government of all the liars: 1. LIE by claiming it’s possible to diverge but have no checks at borders. 2. LIE by saying the EU agreed to that. 3. BLAME the EU for checks at borders.

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    Every journalist, every citizen (because they’ll hide more and more from journalists) must ask these Tory liars where in the withdrawal agreement the EU agreed to no checks if we don’t align? How is that even possible at a border? This is the new Big Lie we must now fight.

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    me, an astrophysicist who has published 2 (nearly 3!) papers on Betelgeuse and specializes in supernovae: *tweets about Betelgeuse* men in my mentions: “well actually it may have already exploded do you know how light works here’s the Wikipedia link also calm down”

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    99 smartphones are transported in a handcart to generate virtual traffic jam in Google Maps. Through this activity, it is possible to turn a green street red which has an impact in the physical world by navigating cars on another route!

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    That would be the deal first proposed by Chief European Union negotiator Michel Barnier, three years ago...so he's telling him nothing, this is just the usual Johnson bluster and all the saps will lap it up.

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    It’s the 2nd of Feb, 2020! Finally! Been looking forward to this day for so long!!!

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    Jeremy Cliffe called it a couple of days ago. I'm going to be retweeting this a lot

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    Here’s Trump claiming today that Ivanka has “created over 15 million jobs” — or more than twice the number of total jobs created in the entire country since he took office

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    Since this is going viral 😏 some advice: - follow for latest info - DO NOT share unverified news or links that cause disinformation - clean your hands frequently, use hand sanitizer if not visibly dirty - be honest with health professionals re: travel history

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    You should be less shocked by the smoking gun than by the fact that the gun is still in POTUS's hand. It's smoking because he's shooting our country to death. It's smoking because no one will take the gun. It's smoking because the people tasked with protecting you reload it.

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    A dog is like a hairy toddler with a built-in shredder.

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    Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. It’s the same when you use tabs and not spaces.

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