krissy howard

Hey Weeg sorry I yelled &called u a "fucking toenails dog" but maybe u could be a little mindful of our shared space in bed in the mornings?

i'm not a 17 year old girl anymore, but I still have ALL the same questions http://fb.me/2EmZw5J4H 

I miss Snapchat sirbananamonkeymowgli http://instagram.com/p/uOrQRquZnw/ 

My spirit animal guide is gonna be a lame and incontinent mess in just a matter of years

This meditation taught me that my spirit animal is some tiny dog that barks all the fucking time oh no wait SHUT THE FUCK UP, neighbor's dog

Did it take 4 years for your Internet to send me this or are we still "poking" people on Facebook?

It's odd that Thelma & Louise spend an entire film challenging sexist stereotypes, then die at the end because of their terrible driving.

thankyourodserling: Lotion smells good, and good things are...good. http://fb.me/1p99zXW3s 

Thanks for not having Gardetto's Duane Reade, now I have to eat roasted edamame on the L train like some asshole on the L train

oh, my favorite comedian? whoever the new wisdom teeth video guy kid this week

They should call salmon "slammin'", am I right??! Cuz it's good.

Can I pee outside if its in this dog park?

I know most long distance couples sect but how bout we just send each other pics of our parents dogs?

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.