Just walked outside wearing a bandana mask for 5 minutes and I’ve already stolen 20 horses and rustled a head of cattle from a farm over yonder.
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You can slap someone with a dueling glove as long as you can stand 6 feet away while doing it.pic.twitter.com/KJicqwMWkP
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Your posse name is your favorite crime and the collective noun of your favorite animal. Mine is the Murder Murder.
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Larceny committee. (Yes a group of buzzards is called a committee and when you see them in a group eating it’s called a wake)
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Buzzards are a committee. I find that hilarious.
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Assassination Dazzle
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Arson Parliament. We sound classy.
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I'd listen to your Leftover Crack / Vampire Weekend crossover band anyday
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Bank robbery Clowder.
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Barratry Shrewdness. It has a nice, Puritan ring, doesn't it?
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I went with Museum Heist Shrewdness.
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Homicide Crows is the next great rock band out of Nebraska.
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Actually, the collective for crows is a ‘Murder’.pic.twitter.com/rJ1puzjK3L
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