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Just walked outside wearing a bandana mask for 5 minutes and I’ve already stolen 20 horses and rustled a head of cattle from a farm over yonder.
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You can slap someone with a dueling glove as long as you can stand 6 feet away while doing it.pic.twitter.com/KJicqwMWkP
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Your posse name is your favorite crime and the collective noun of your favorite animal. Mine is the Murder Murder.
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Yesterday, I was one of three masked marauders socially distancing ourselves at a gas station demanding milk.
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OMG! I robbed a bank and a stagecoach. Thought it was weird but now I don't feel so bad.
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Good joke. Consider making it a train and a stagecoach to make it even more cowboyish
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I’m lying in wait for the train with payroll onboard.
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Just don’t lie on the tracks. Don’t ask me how I know.
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damn you for acing the joke I tried and failed to write all weekend
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I recommend playing some Red Dead Redemption
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