Meanwhile if Harry Potter had a gun instead of wand it would be totally ok.
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Imagine believing that spells from young adult novels about a magical school for child wizards can hurt you but climate change can’t.
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Science: Evolution is real. Here is irrefutable proof. Yeah right. Random priest: Magic spells from children’s books are real. Here is exactly no proof. EVIL!
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I mean, I guess they have a lot more imagination than we give them credit for.
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They believe in an imaginary father who has a 1:1 relationship with each of them, a special plan that involves each of them, and who literally plans to destroy the world...except for them.* Imagination is their unifying characteristic.
*based on my church experiences
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The denial of reality is magically strong with these people.
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God will protect us from burning the world down, but not from a properly enunciated levitation charm.
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They probably also encourage the nuns to pack heat
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No. It’s very hard to assault a person with a gun, and darn it, priests can’t stop assaulting nuns, so...
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Or measles
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