The Volatile Mermaid

@OhNoSheTwitnt

Jewish American Disney Princess. once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.

She/her
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2010.

Medijski sadržaj

  1. Odgovor korisniku/ci
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  3. The Do Nothing Democrats want to uproot Iowa and move it 273 miles to the west! Not happening! As long as I am president, Iowa will stay where it is!

  4. 3. velj

    She had melanoma of the iris a few years ago and the vet was like “she needs laser surgery or it could spread to her brain but she’s an old cat so I understand if you don’t want to-“ and I cut her off and said “Ma’am she is my daughter. Here are my savings.”

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  7. 3. velj

    Up next: The moon is indeed a part of Mars, Paris is actually in Germany, and windmills really do cause cancer.

  8. 3. velj
    Odgovor korisnicima
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    I can’t stop singing his tweet to the tune of the Stonecutters song.

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  10. 3. velj

    WHERE’S KANSAS CITY? WHAT IS THE CLITORIS? WHY IS THE WIND? WHO IS BARRON? WHEN IS TOMORROW?

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    I was looking for a tweet about jizz because the name Baby Nut made me think of it. Also one time I did a google image search of “dick Jenga” and got this gif.

  13. 3. velj

    I did a search of my Twitter handle and jizz and oh man do I have issues.

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    And made Charlie Kirk’s and Ryan Fournier’s peens fall off

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    THE CHIEFS PLAY IN KANSAS! THE MOON IS PART OF MARS! THE CAPITAL OF NEW YORK IS NEW YORK CITY! THE SUN IS MADE OF ICE! THE DEMOCRATS WANT TO KILL YOUR COWS! WHAT THE HELL IS A LAMP?

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    Plus he thinks the moon is on Mars and Paris is in Germany.

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    THE SEXY LADIES MADE OUR DICKS FALL OFF! OUR DIAPERS NEEDS CHANGING! WHAT IS THE CLITORIS?!

  18. 3. velj

    Criticizing the NFL for having a halftime show featuring empowered women wearing what they want and dancing how they want when you’re a regular on Fox News which literally doesn’t allow female correspondents to wear pants on the air is quite the take.

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    He traded his spine to Ursula to be with his true love.

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    Nope still there. Bottom left.

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