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Motion to stop calling them incels and start calling them junk male.
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The Volatile Mermaid Retweeted
here's my monologue from the character rose in the movie/broadway show "fences" by August Wilson.
@violadavis inspired me! someday I hope to be good of an actor like her
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The Volatile Mermaid Retweeted
{Sung to tune of War}
Flour!
What is it good for?
It's for makin muffins
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The Volatile Mermaid Retweeted
Why do Nazis hate being called Nazis?
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Hi hello my friend
@RonFunches’ new comedy special is on tonight and I can’t recommend it or him enough. WATCH IT. Stop pretending you have other plans.pic.twitter.com/gX1G6PP1xm
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[first date] HER: my last boyfriend was a know-it all who wanted to be in charge of everything. I’m looking for a guy who’s less controlling ME: actually it’s “fewer controlling”
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the people complaining about swearing and dancing are the people who drive cars into crowds of protestors
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Can we stop calling Sarah Huckabee Sanders the Press Secretary and start calling her the US Envoy to Fox News?
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“So, you’re gay?” Bisexual. “MOTHER! HELP! THE GAY LADY SAID A SWEAR!”pic.twitter.com/o1yyDRtwKK
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Happiest of birthdays to my Twitter dad
@HarlanCoben! Buy his books (books are like really long tweets on paper I think) so he can make enough money to get me that pony he promised me.Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
The only way Trump can ever have the best hair in a picture is if he’s the only person with hair in the picture and somehow he still has the worst hair in this picture.pic.twitter.com/hIoQOTcKwI
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Crazy Joe Biden Cryin’ Chuck Crooked Hillary Wacky and Deranged Omarosa Cheatin' Obama Pocahontas Horseface Slimeball Jim Comey Liddle Adam Schitt Low-IQ Maxine Waters MS-13 Lover Nancy Pelosi But we’re supposed to feel bad that someone called him a motherfucker lol ok.
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You don’t get to be upset about Trump being called a motherfucker if you weren’t upset when he called predominantly black countries “shitholes”, women “pigs”, immigrants “animals”, black athletes “sons of bitches”, said he’d date his daughter, or bragged about sexual assault.
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In Rashida Tlaib’s defense, Trump has literally fucked at least 3 mothers by having children by 3 wives, and figuratively wants to fuck all mothers by denying them post-natal care.
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Baby boomers = Born between the early 40’s and the early 60’s Generation X = Born between the mid 60’s and the early 80’s Millennial = Anyone younger than you that you don’t like
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Beto skateboards and was in a band. AOC dances. These are actual “attacks” on their characters by the right. The GOP is literally the evil reverend in Footloose.
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Weird how the side losing its shit over the video of AOC dancing as a teenager doesn’t have an issue with the video of Trump talking about his infant daughter’s future breasts as a grown man.
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[tape comes out of Trump bragging about grabbing women’s pussies] The right: That was just locker room talk. It was a long time ago. [tape comes out of AOC dancing in high school] The right: She’s unfit to be in office!
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