The Volatile Mermaid

@OhNoSheTwitnt

Jewish American Disney Princess. once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.

Joined May 2010

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 May 2018

    Motion to stop calling them incels and start calling them junk male.

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  2. here's my monologue from the character rose in the movie/broadway show "fences" by August Wilson. inspired me! someday I hope to be good of an actor like her 💛

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  3. 27 Oct 2018

    {Sung to tune of War} 🎶Flour! What is it good for? It's for makin muffins🎶

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  4. Why do Nazis hate being called Nazis?

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  5. 17 hours ago

    Hi hello my friend ’ new comedy special is on tonight and I can’t recommend it or him enough. WATCH IT. Stop pretending you have other plans.

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  6. Jan 3

    [first date] HER: my last boyfriend was a know-it all who wanted to be in charge of everything. I’m looking for a guy who’s less controlling ME: actually it’s “fewer controlling”

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  7. 18 hours ago

    the people complaining about swearing and dancing are the people who drive cars into crowds of protestors

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  8. Can we stop calling Sarah Huckabee Sanders the Press Secretary and start calling her the US Envoy to Fox News?

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  9. 17 hours ago

    A mandarin orange and gerrymanderin’ orange.

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  10. 17 hours ago

    “So, you’re gay?” Bisexual. “MOTHER! HELP! THE GAY LADY SAID A SWEAR!”

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  11. 13 Oct 2014
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  12. 18 hours ago
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  13. 18 hours ago

    Happiest of birthdays to my Twitter dad ! Buy his books (books are like really long tweets on paper I think) so he can make enough money to get me that pony he promised me.

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  14. 19 hours ago

    The only way Trump can ever have the best hair in a picture is if he’s the only person with hair in the picture and somehow he still has the worst hair in this picture.

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  15. 19 hours ago

    Crazy Joe Biden Cryin’ Chuck Crooked Hillary Wacky and Deranged Omarosa Cheatin' Obama Pocahontas Horseface Slimeball Jim Comey Liddle Adam Schitt Low-IQ Maxine Waters MS-13 Lover Nancy Pelosi But we’re supposed to feel bad that someone called him a motherfucker lol ok.

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  16. 19 hours ago

    You don’t get to be upset about Trump being called a motherfucker if you weren’t upset when he called predominantly black countries “shitholes”, women “pigs”, immigrants “animals”, black athletes “sons of bitches”, said he’d date his daughter, or bragged about sexual assault.

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  17. 20 hours ago

    In Rashida Tlaib’s defense, Trump has literally fucked at least 3 mothers by having children by 3 wives, and figuratively wants to fuck all mothers by denying them post-natal care.

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  18. 22 hours ago

    Baby boomers = Born between the early 40’s and the early 60’s Generation X = Born between the mid 60’s and the early 80’s Millennial = Anyone younger than you that you don’t like

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  19. 23 hours ago

    Beto skateboards and was in a band. AOC dances. These are actual “attacks” on their characters by the right. The GOP is literally the evil reverend in Footloose.

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  20. Jan 4

    Weird how the side losing its shit over the video of AOC dancing as a teenager doesn’t have an issue with the video of Trump talking about his infant daughter’s future breasts as a grown man.

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  21. Jan 4

    [tape comes out of Trump bragging about grabbing women’s pussies] The right: That was just locker room talk. It was a long time ago. [tape comes out of AOC dancing in high school] The right: She’s unfit to be in office!

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