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#TheWeekInTory until Friday, but at their current rate it'll be 1000 tweets long by then, and I'm worried about you, mate. It's OK to get drunk on at 5pm on Monday, isn't it? Well, that's my recommendation anyway. Here goes...Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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UKIP stands for the worst in human beings: our prejudice, selfishness, and fear.
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The Pitchfork Guide to Upcoming Releases: Winter 2014. Records to look forward to in the coming months http://p4k.in/1bx6Y1P
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Last night the IT saved my life
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Finally seen the Miley Cyrus performance and I can understand the controversy. Dancing bears have no place in a civilised society.
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Local Farmer Says His Horse Can Talk, Won't Stop Screaming In His Ear http://onion.com/163jLcb
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CRAB FACT : When no one is looking they walk forwards CRAB MYTH : They only smoke roll ups: CRAB PASTE : £8.00 a bottle
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Breaking News: Snowflake spotted over British airspace. All transport cancelled until further notice.
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An another day, an another signal failure
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"Together, Dell and Gateway will be capable of offering some of the largest desktops on the market."http://onion.com/WudHoo
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I'm all for gun control if it means my boyfriend will stop kissing his biceps.
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I love writing WASH ME on a dirty windshield as I make eye contact with the driver after dropping onto the hood from an overpass.
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Pugs, ammiright?!
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20,000 Sacrificed In Annual Blood Offering To Corporate Americahttp://onion.com/WjZSGP
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Exactly how nice is
@TomHanks? Let's just say when a person does something nice for you, there's a reason you say T.Hanks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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If you download too many Smiths songs, the iTunes genius bar phones suicide prevention.
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Ah London, you have a Dickensian pea souper feel about you today. He says trying to make grey and miserable sound romantic.
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Jeremy Hunt also refuses to say whether he believes homeopathy works
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Romney Proudly Explains How He's Turned Campaign Around | 'I'm Lying More,' Romney Sayshttp://onion.com/OjcKy4
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Libra: You have a small but meaningful tattoo and you discovered some of your favorite music from the Garden State soundtrack.
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