Jon Zal

@OfficialJonZal

Writer, podcaster, husband, father, U.S. Army veteran. BLOG: IG:

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Joined November 2016

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    16 Jan 2017
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  2. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    It only took Romney 1/5th of a Scaramucci to pull a Flake.

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  3. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    Well, first, the House Judiciary Committee drafts articles of impeachment, and then ... actually, you know what? It'll be easier if we just show you firsthand. Sit tight, pumpkin. We'll be with you shortly.

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  4. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    I'm deeply moved by calls for civility & decorum from the party whose leader recently used his Twitter account to call his former mistress "Horseface."

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  5. 15 hours ago

    "I am happy to go without a paycheck so that President Man-Baby can try to force Congress to make me pay for a useless wall that he promised me Mexico would pay for." - No Government Employee Ever

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  6. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    We have an unfit president who has allowed a spray-paint-haired Nazi who couldn't get a job parking cars in any other administration create a humanitarian crisis at the southern border, where two children have now died, but tell me more about how swear words offend you.

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  7. 15 hours ago

    This would be an astute observation if not for the fact that I didn't call anyone Hitler & the guy I referred to as a Nazi has literally set up concentration camps where children are kidnapped from their parents, but cool meme, bro.

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  8. 19 hours ago

    It only took Romney 1/5th of a Scaramucci to pull a Flake.

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  9. 19 hours ago

    I'm deeply moved by calls for civility & decorum from the party whose leader recently used his Twitter account to call his former mistress "Horseface."

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  10. 20 hours ago

    We have an unfit president who has allowed a spray-paint-haired Nazi who couldn't get a job parking cars in any other administration create a humanitarian crisis at the southern border, where two children have now died, but tell me more about how swear words offend you.

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  11. 21 hours ago

    Well, first, the House Judiciary Committee drafts articles of impeachment, and then ... actually, you know what? It'll be easier if we just show you firsthand. Sit tight, pumpkin. We'll be with you shortly.

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  12. Jan 3

    Republicans uncover the best Democratic scandals: Dijon-mustard users, tan-suit wearers, and *gasp* joyful rooftop dancers. Definitely balances out all of their pedophilia, rape & treason.

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  13. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Paul Ryan will be remembered for his cowardice when this nation most needed political bravery. How he valued tax cuts over racism, misogyny, corruption and utter incompetence. He fucking sucks. Good riddance.

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  14. Jan 3
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  15. Jan 3
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  16. Jan 3

    The second one. People who still support Trump can not be converted (until/unless he comes for them). I harbor no illusions about my ability to deprogram cult members. My agenda is to keep people motivated, involved & get them to outnumber the ignoramuses on election days.

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  17. Jan 3

    The amount of stupidity, hate, greed, fear & willful ignorance required to elect a worthless, moronic shitbag like Donald Trump is unfathomable and I will never stop being sickened & dumbfounded by the knowledge that so many millions of my fellow citizens embody those qualities.

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  18. Jan 3

    Useless invertebro Paul Ryan is gone. Nancy Pelosi takes the gavel today. Democrats control the House. Two years of failed Republican rule is over. Yes, everything is still shit, but these are things worth celebrating. Take a moment to appreciate these incremental victories.

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  19. Jan 3

    HE 👏🏻 SAID 👏🏻 MEXICO 👏🏻 WOULD 👏🏻 PAY 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 STUPID 👏🏻 BASTARDS

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  20. Jan 2

    THE GUY WITH THE NUCLEAR CODES PUT A FAKE MOVIE POSTER OF HIMSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TABLE DURING A TELEVISED CABINET MEETING AND IT ENDED UP BEING THE LEAST CRAZY THING HE DID TODAY.

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    Jan 2
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