Michael Offerman

@OffermanM

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  1. Retweeted
    14 hours ago
    Replying to

    not sure how to explain this to our non-British followers

    1,157 replies 10,361 retweets 18,405 likes
  2. 20 hours ago

    "Hung Parliament" has been my Grindr profile since I moved to London, to be fair.

    2 replies 20 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    when you won the spelling bee but the planet is doomed

    6 replies 261 retweets 744 likes
  4. May 28

    A lovely send off for my flight home from Japan! Sayonara!

    1 reply 5 likes
  5. May 27

    Same

    12 likes
  6. May 26

    The Hiroshima Carp have the best baseball fans in the whole world, I don't care what anybody says! !

    5 likes
  7. May 22

    Turns out you can buy happiness, and it comes in two sizes

    1 reply 11 likes
  8. May 19

    If anyone is worried about Taylor Swift, let me tell you, her brand is alive and well in Japan.

    1 reply 12 likes
  9. May 19

    Someone just set my arm hair on fire at a party for the Fukuoka dentist college graduation. And idk if I'll ever be in a weirder situation.

    9 likes
  10. May 18

    Should I be worried about #4 in my AirBnb host's instructions?

    12 likes
  11. May 18

    Even in Japan, my promoted tweets really have me figured out.

    6 likes
  12. May 18

    The first of what I expect to be many amazing Japanese ad headlines

    4 likes
  13. May 16

    The innovation of the future is to fuel cars with a liquid even more expensive per ounce than oil!

    1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
  14. May 15

    I'm convinced Microsoft just invented tOGGLE cASE just to fuck with us.

    6 likes
  15. May 8
    Replying to

    Yes, found the one. My housing search is over:

    1 reply 4 likes
  16. May 8

    You know things are bleak when the first property feature is a legal requirement.

    1 reply 6 likes
  17. May 8

    Yes or no to me writing my apartment listening in the style of a Stefon nightlight review?

    3 replies 17 likes
  18. May 8

    Today's best stock photo search results:

    1 reply 9 likes
  19. May 7

    The UK really knows how to make a fun board game! "Can we play again?!" the kids would beg.

    1 reply 2 retweets 12 likes
  20. May 6

    London has some very creative definitions of "studio" apartments. This beauty costs over £1000 a month 🙃

    3 likes

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