“Not your car” It has my last name. Tate. T8. On the numberplate. Too much star wars makes you dumb.pic.twitter.com/ddmsbSgcZ1
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At http://youtube.com/tatespeech I often talk about how I’ve never seen Star Wars. Adoring females arrive at my house. Naked. Wet.
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Everyday millions of dollars should be deposited into your bank account. They never make it because you’ve watched Star Wars. They turn around and decide to go into the bank of someone who’s not a fucking dork. I can make you rich. Here: http://Cobratate.com pic.twitter.com/XkFm1EhMfA
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On my Instagram you will see I never mention Star Wars. Ever. This is how I slept with your mother, sister, girlfriend. My penis is heinous. Large. Veiny. Yet the females you love adore my penis. Because I’ve never seen Star Wars.pic.twitter.com/ww7wYYNInJ
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This is me in Switzerland with a female. You’ve never heard of females before. Because you watch star wars. This car is an Aventador. On the floor is something called money. I can teach you about these things. http://Instagram.com/Cobratate pic.twitter.com/gAe1CEx5UZ
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This video is me discussing an English lady running away from an old Nepalese lady trying to kill her. Notice the English lady’s son runs away and doesn’t protect her. Her son is a weak little fag. Her son watched Star Wars.https://youtu.be/2Zx_mrrBieo
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Alone in my hotel with my Aston Martin key and my Hublot and my solid gold iPhone. I thought to myself “hmm. I’ve never seen Star Wars” I blinked. And the girl appeared. I can teach you to have money and women exactly the same. Learn the secrets. http://Cobratate.com pic.twitter.com/z6JeuVjzJV
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Sorry for flexin on you broke boys. I know you’re upset. But you’re about to get real mad
I’m at the hotel.
Bout to take your momma to the dark side.
Ima use the force.... nice and slow....
That’s right.
I am your father.pic.twitter.com/wU7LvSa0Ko
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When you’ve never seen Star Wars you can snap baseball bats with your shin. My penis is exceptionally large. It’s difficult to describe. So huge, yet, so beautiful.pic.twitter.com/ceU0NUXVKB
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The dork army’s of star wars fans got their biggest strongest nerd to fight me in a bid to defend the honor of star wars geeks everywhere. I used the force on his bumbarass head. There isn’t a Star Wars fan alive who could resist my awesome physical prowess.pic.twitter.com/O9XkMFahws
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This is the kind of life you live if you’ve never seen Star Wars. Quickly. Go back in time. Don’t watch dork movies. Visit http://Cobratate.com and learn the secrets to wealth.pic.twitter.com/EwPsOZGXFE
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Imagine the coolest man you’ve ever met. That’s right. Close your eyes. Imagine hard. You see my face. Don’t you. My beautiful face. Yes. You’re wet now. Yes. It’s ok. It’s ok. I’ve never seen Star Wars.pic.twitter.com/M0kkTTcFwe
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The car you love. The man you love. You’ve seen the Lambo and Aston already in the thread. Notice the Ferrari. That’s right. Cry. Cry little dorks. Starwars did this to you. Starwars betrayed you. You coulda been me. LEARN HOW: http://Cobratate.com pic.twitter.com/kNeed6nzJ0
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I will pay PayPal you a dollar. As many times as you want. Just tweet your PayPal address at me with the line “I hate Star Wars” 2 hours only.
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I have all the sex. Because I’ve never seen starwars. There is no sex left for any other male. You’ll die childless. I will impregnate every female alive. Repopulate the earth with my brilliant genetics - never polluted by dork wars. Luke. I will be EVERYONES father.pic.twitter.com/Qj875yhb3L
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She said she didn’t wanna cheat on cheesy mr yeezy but... I leant in real close. Whispered in her ear. Sexily. “I’ve never seen Star Wars.”
Oh my godddd.
I’ve never like. Felt. Like. This way.
Oh my godddd.pic.twitter.com/zxEQbMq1s4
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Look close. Very close. She has Tate tattood on her hip. “BUT HOW?” Think the dorks. They wasted their time wasting dork wars. Instead of learning from the master. You are wasting your life. You could be like me. Learn: https://www.cobratate.com/product/how-to-get-girls/ …pic.twitter.com/r94ghTovCR
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Have you seen Star Wars? No? Good. You don’t need my help. Yes? Ok. Answer below. Are you rich?
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http://Cobratate.com holds LIFE SECRETS How to have beautiful women like in my pictures. How any man can run porn and webcam companies for huge profits. How any one can get verified Instagram like me. 10% OFF ANY PRODUCT FOR 24 HOURS ONLY. Discount code: starwarspic.twitter.com/Yth2Cwy8m4
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The revolution begins. Soon. Everyone will hate it. The movies will stop being made. Dorks will masturbate to something else. The franchise will collapse and all will hail Tate. The man with the golden voice. And velvet face. The most brilliant man alive.pic.twitter.com/R85gRfSMv2
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Star Trek is totally different. Star Trek is for G’s. Janeway was a lesbian. She wanted 7 of 9s pussy and ass. Lick it deep. DEEP. Mmmm. Tasty. Jean Luc would destroy Skywalker. Set phasers to NERD.pic.twitter.com/BD5etQwOnh
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Oh yes. Use the force. Yes. Force it in oh yes. Do it darthy. I love starwars darthy. You can jabba my butt anytime. Use the force oh yea oh yes.pic.twitter.com/bMDmFnijvq
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I am writing a long detailed email, with irrefutable scientific evidence, providing once and for all that starwars will make you poor forever. Don’t miss it. Sign up here:https://www.cobratate.com/newsletter-signup-2/ …
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I am single handledly fixing all the Star Wars fans. Everyone knows starwars fans are low testosterone. Worms. Micro cocks. Struggle with women. OMG A NEW MOVIE! My products are fixing them. One by one. Forget about dorkwars. Learn about http://Cobratate.com pic.twitter.com/idwzRD8OUm
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I will soon me launching my crypto hedge fund and trading academy. Follow my trades exactly or we can do it for you, for a small % of the profit. Sign up to the newsletter on http://Cobratate.com to stay updated on launch. INCREASE your crypto reserves BEFORE the bull run.pic.twitter.com/uOxMza5NWW
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Became a millionaire with webcam. Women sit on camera and talk to men. The men are Star Wars fans. The men give the women money, the women give ME the money. STAR WARS FANS MADE ME A MILLIONAIRE. Thank you dorks. I teach you how to do it here:https://www.cobratate.com/product/how-to-make-money/ …
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I’m not a man of the people The people are basic, stupid I am however a man FOR the people As I can raise you above your peasantry Even if you were only a fraction as awesome as I am, you would be infinitely better than your current self Learn:http://Cobratate.com
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While we’re on subject. Comic book movies of any kind are a cash grab aimed at teenage boys. Nobody anticipated full grown men with hard cocks giving a solitary fuck about “Dr Strange” Comic books movies are for losers. Real movies do not lower your testosterone levels.
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OMG AVENGERS! Life will avenge you when your woman leaves you. No wife loves her husband the same after he fan boys over a fucking superhero. “I’m just going to watch avengers hunny” “Ok dear take your time Tate is fucking me while your gone”
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