Every British Christmas (or Christmas in Wankertown)
October Jones’s Tweets
Guys, c,mon. Don't tar all Nazis with the same brush. Use multiple brushes so we can get it done quicker.
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Guys, I know you're sick of my non-stop tweeting but BEN CAMERON'S BOOK IS AMAZING SO BUY IT amzn.to/2c0y26t
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Replying to
Help those worst effected by the earthquake by learning a skill & supporting in their outreach work
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My Unbound book campaign is now live! I'm so excited and nervous and hopeful. Please follow the link and share x unbound.co.uk/books/tragidoo
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I've created a special section in my etsy shop just for my dinosaurs. Lots to see! etsy.com/uk/shop/Strang
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*Rides into Twitter on a large pug* Dudes, 's book is Utterly. Fucking. Hilarious. You will LOVE it bit.ly/Lifeabet
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@writestuffla Nice idea! People could stick them everywhere! :D
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<End of promotion>
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I should point out, they will be performing some of the texts. I haven't, like, written a Musical.
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Woo! @Blog_ologues will be performing Texts From Dog live onstage in New York! For tickets, go to Blogologues.org.
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It's my birthday. I'm asking for donations to help the kids I was working with in Nepal, against human trafficking: justgiving.com/circuskathmand
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Every time I try to draw like Quentin Blake I remember it's impossible to draw like Quentin Blake.
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Michael Gove as a Revolting Rhyme.
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Don't like to see Ronaldo celebrating? Just imagine he's got two cartoon crocodiles trying to bite his penis off
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I am no longer on the train. Hallelujah thank you Jesus bro you rock.
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On the train home. Refused to tickle this guy and now things are awkward :(
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It's wrong to post pictures of people eating on trains but LOOK AT THIS GUY.
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How many followers can you get on Instagram by posting the same picture of Dog food over and over again? Ladies & Gentlemen, let's find out.
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Little know fact about Eric, who's in this vid. He is actually Benedict in ' book, Texts From Dog II!
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Now I regret leaving my Simpsons minifigures in the kitchen.
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Are you having sex tonight? I'm not. I've now collected 320 of the 440 Riddler trophies in Batman: Arkham City. I'm Fonz you're Richie.
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I left Lego Ned Flanders at a bus stop.
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I asked Midge Ure if he recognised this bloke's Facebook page and he said it meant nothing to him.
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Doodles to Go Hand drawn, framed & posted to you for £12 strangepaul.com/doodles-to-go/ inc the 'saddest doodle in the world'
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That tweet looks a bit weird out of context.
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Some of you may be worried about obtaining a barrel of monkey spunk. Simply ask at your local zoo. You definitely won't be arrested.
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TODAY'S 'Create Your Own...' tutorial is Nigel Farage. That handsome SCALLYWAG...
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