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After the flood of incoming bar complaints I'm expecting, not to mention the subpoena(s) I may as well open a lemonade stand. I'm screwed.
2 retweets 2 favoritesBetween 100s of my contradictory emails, questionable "invoice", demand to remove bar complaint, & complete lack of ethics I'm pretty fucked
1 retweet 1 favoriteIt's at this point that I start to consider that I may have, indeed, screwed the pooch. Shit.
1 retweet 2 favoritesIn my case, "Freedom is just another word for, nothing left to lose." Oopsy.
#FF my thinly disguised COINTELPRO sock puppet, @FoxLibertyFox please.
Great job, Boo.
Don't quit your day job.
Oops, you don't have one.
If I was a betting girl, I would wager that 2014 is the last year I will have credentials to malpractice my profession.
3 retweets 2 favoritesAs a "trained professional" I should know that "ignorance is no excuse" but I'm inexcusably ignorant so I refuse to understand the concept.
1 retweet 1 favoriteWhen the Judge tells me "Ignorance of the law is no excuse." And censures me, before the Bar investigation, I will be mad and blame others.
1 retweet 1 favoriteAnybody who doesn't agree with me is slandering me, and I insist that everyone should be as stupid as I am.
1 retweet 1 favoriteThe average paralegal knows roughly 100x more about law that I do.
1 favoriteI have made a profession out of giving away bad advice, much to the detriment of anyone dumb enough to listen to me.
When the State Bar takes away my license to practice, I will blame it on elven COINTELPRO, not my own malicious ignorance and stupidity.
2 retweets 2 favoritesI should know that I am not legally able to represent people in states where I am not licensed, but that's not stopped me yet.
1 retweet 1 favoriteI wonder what I'll do after being disbarred? I think I will make potato jewelry and sell it in Etsy because I am talented.
1 retweet 2 favorites.@FoxLibertyFox Huehuehue hi Sue.
1 favoriteThe muumuu is the best piece of clothing ever designed. Mine also functions as an emergency shelter and possible parachute.
I wear a helmet when I leave my apartment because you can never be too careful around sidewalk cracks.
1 favoriteI expect to win "The Golden iPod Award" some day. I like shiny things. And rainbows. And pie.
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