Jeff   Darcy

@Obdurodon

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  1. 7 hours ago

    Then I guess the needy old snowflake will just have to wait.

    i have two hands
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  2. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    Pffft. Sod off. Some people have savoury tastes, some people don't. I prefer sweet to sour or dry. That includes ciders & moscato wines.

    Replying to @stilgherrian
    While ciders have been soaring in popularity these past couple of years, so many of them are overly-sweet rubbish.
    2 replies 3 retweets 9 likes
  3. May 24

    Some people have an image of programmers sitting alone at night, munching pop tarts as they code. Usually that image is inaccurate.

    3 replies 2 retweets 1 like
  4. May 24

    That's the kind of people they are. Bullies. And BTW I must have been about a quarter mile away at the time.

    I keep coming back to the fact the ICE fuckers ate breakfast first, then arrested the people who had cooked it.
  5. Retweeted
    May 8

    are we gonna talk about how baby sting rays look like haunted ravioli

    804 replies 51,015 retweets 136,162 likes
  6. Retweeted
    May 22

    I got 99 problems, but one of them is multithreading so honestly I'm not sure how many problems I actually have right now.

    18 replies 975 retweets 2,157 likes
  7. Retweeted
    May 20

    This is the best way I have ever seen expressed what leads to things getting so extreme online.

    35 replies 2,226 retweets 3,316 likes
  8. May 24

    That's truly epic trolling. Love it!

    Replying to @strlen
    Should say Valeriy Chekalov. I was named after Alexander Nevsky who beat Teutonic Knights by trolling them into crossing ice in heavy armor
  9. May 24

    Replace "soda" with "Republican politicians" and it'd be pretty accurate.

    Replying to @byrdinator
    Soda is probably the top factor driving up healthcare costs, shouldn't be outlawed, but we definitely don't need to be subsidizing it.
  10. May 23

    I get why everybody is mad at Sean Hannity, but child-victim-blaming Alex Jones is 100x worse.

    2 replies
  11. Retweeted
    May 23

    me_irl :’( Taken from

    7 replies 114 retweets 273 likes
  12. May 23

    For my friends in Bangalore. The mother ship in Ann Arbor, MI.

    2 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 23

    Telescopes use mirrors which means there is absolutely no way to know how many vampires there are in space.

    2 replies 18 retweets 40 likes
  14. May 22

    A smiling gecko is good morning medicine.

    Gecko Can't Stop Smiling When He's Around His Toy Gecko
  15. Retweeted
    May 21

    Please look at and treasure Dwarf Fortress patch notes for the rest of your lives

    81 replies 3,885 retweets 5,955 likes
  16. May 21

    Apparently this year's Preakness was won by Somebody Else's Horse.

    1 retweet 3 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 16

    This is what Computer Scientists look like.. 👩🏾‍💻

    533 replies 25,084 retweets 58,381 likes
  18. May 20

    "Free" WiFi that demands credentials, then rejects them when given. WTF, ?

    1 reply
  19. Retweeted
    May 16
    Replying to

    Donald Trump has made 21 trips to the golf course in 16 weeks and this dumbass is talking about government waste.

    If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck, it must be government waste.
    43 replies 1,580 retweets 5,998 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 20

    Is truncating the y-axis dishonest? By

    102 replies 4,692 retweets 8,040 likes

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