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Daddy buys you another..
Get AppleCare you get a new one free!
You bend over and pick it up
It explodes.
It would bring a whole new meaning to dropping a grand!
the screen will likely crack and you're likely to get screwed over by Apple to pay hundreds of dollars for repair despite having warranty
I've had accidental breakage (hairline) and Apple replaced my 7+ screen free. Of course I complained my screen was yellow. And was vs my 6s+
I'm sure the screen breaks right along with all the other iPhones before it. Just taking a stab at an educated guess! 
You spend another thousand dollars
Mini-nuke 

The world ends
The new iPhone X uses Faraday technology to convert the kinetic force of impact into battery life! Drop from at least 6' up for best results
Money gone...
You pick it up
Only the thots and cucks will buy this iPhone, @ObamaMalik
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