@DuckAlertsNOW but I bought a rubber
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too bad! you gotta think twice first!
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I did & both times it was a good idea.

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well then by all means you should have sex
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I will. Do u know any cute girls?
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no
you'll have to go to craigslist bud -
who's Craig?
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a cute girl
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thought about it twice, thrice even. fuck me daddy
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wanna have sex?
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Is that an offer?
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