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    Matthew Inman‏Verified account @Oatmeal 9 Oct 2016

    PSA: that fly was on her face, not your television. Don't panic.

    6:20 PM - 9 Oct 2016
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    1. Travis Rogan‏ @GTRogan39 9 Oct 2016
      Replying to @Oatmeal

      i had an existential crisis figuring out if that was in my apartment or not 😳

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      2. Anne Mackenzie‏ @apay00 9 Oct 2016
        Replying to @Oatmeal

        HOW DID SHE NOT FLINCH 😳

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    2. Hatpin Panic‏ @CrapArtiste 9 Oct 2016
      Replying to @Oatmeal

      She didn't even flinch. Stone. Cold. Nerves. I would have flailed like a psycho.

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    3. Baba 🤘Groz'ya‏ @MmeZabet 9 Oct 2016
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      I genuinely wondered!

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    4. Matt‏ @speicherville 9 Oct 2016
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      thank you!

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    5. Jonathan King‏ @JRKingOnIT 9 Oct 2016
      Replying to @Oatmeal

      already pulled an Aaron Rodgers and put a nine iron through the TV... #DidYouGetHim ?

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    6. D-Rawk  🌟‏ @iBleedRaveGreen 9 Oct 2016
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      *puts down the rolled up newspaper*

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    7. Mikey!‏ @droctopu5 9 Oct 2016
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      I've been triggered and I'm having Creepshow flashbacks now. #debate

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    8. Michael Reyes‏ @MrControversy83 9 Oct 2016
      Replying to @Oatmeal

      I still think HBO cause that, as a clever nod to @WestworldHBO airing right now.

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    9. Lary Bird‏ @ptthehawk 9 Oct 2016
      Replying to @Oatmeal

      WAIT REALLY

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    10. Megan Lee Studio‏ @meganleestudio 9 Oct 2016
      Replying to @Oatmeal

      Thank you. I couldn't figure out where it went in my room.

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    11. Billy Fischer‏ @BigEyedFisch 9 Oct 2016
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      Thank you! I was nearly certain it was just inside my living room where that happened.

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    12. Ken Valley‏ @tularockstar 10 Oct 2016
      Replying to @Oatmeal

      - The fly was looking a pile of $hitz and found it. LOL!

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    13. ameko‏ @HelloMrKo 9 Oct 2016
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      thank you I can finally stop searching the house for that dang #fly

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    14. Dipali Dey‏ @Dipali_Dey 9 Oct 2016
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      It's ironic that I bought a ring today. 🤓 #TheRing

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    15. Moustache Steve‏ @someguythinking 9 Oct 2016
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      people panic when they see flies? Do they think flies are ISIS operatives?

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