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@OaktownPirate

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 3

    “Cold” does not exist, only heat exists. Cold is how we describe a relative lack of heat. “Darkness” does not exist, only light exists. Darkness is how we describe a relative lack of light. “Evil” does not exist, only Good exists. Evil is how we describe a relative lack of good

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  2. Retweeted
    Apr 26

    went to get blood drawn and the nurse mentioned her husband so I said "Aw what's it like being married to someone you really like?" and she said "girl I wouldnt know I'm leaving him after 17 years and he has no idea. I already got a new apartment. I want to be a ho." god is real.

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  3. Retweeted
    Apr 25

    I love how no matter where Harrison Ford is, you can tell he doesn't want to be there

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  4. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    A fun fact about Americans is that we all hate each other and long for death

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  5. Apr 26

    California is one of the most populous states, and something like the 5th largest economy on the planet. And we’re losing a seat in Congress because over a hundred years ago they decided one how many congressional seats there were, forever.

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  6. Apr 26

    I know how to operate my iPhone and I want one of these.

    Hello world! I want to share with you a device I made, its name is "Yayagram", a machine that helps our beloved elders to keep communicating with their grandchildren . How? Let me open a thread to give you all the details of this contraption.
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  7. Apr 26

    I want a “Hey Siri” which responds in a voice like a Cylon from the original Galactica series. I don’t want a charming Irish lilt or an Afrikaans accent. I want: ME: “Hey Siri; set a 4 minute timer” SIRI:...

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  8. Retweeted
    Apr 25

    Gates speaks as if all the lives being lost in India are inevitable but eventually the West will help when in reality the US & UK are holding their feet on the neck of developing states by refusing to break TRIPS protections. It's disgusting.

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  9. Retweeted
    Apr 25

    They didn’t. They had to be reminded. “It’s 8 pm do you know where your kids are?” And then they came and found us standing around a concrete playground with rusty nails sticking out of our feet

    How the fuck did parents before the cell phone generation even keep track of kids. Wtf.
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  10. Retweeted
    Apr 24

    Actors and their stunt double

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  11. Retweeted
    Apr 25

    - shares racist meme - makes transphobic joke - pro-coup - union buster, abusive boss - covid conspiracy theorist Yeah...no valid reasons to dislike him 🙄

    People on here hate Elon Musk because he has unbundled decarbonization from pious attitudes about decarbonization.
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  12. Retweeted
    Apr 25

    Look I think Caitlyn Jenner is a rightwing ball of slime but I'm still going to gender her correctly. Doing anything else makes it clear you see recognising trans people's genders as conditional privileges for good behaviour that you can revoke any time, and trans ppl notice that

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  13. Retweeted
    Apr 25

    If you are a white person using “woke” or “cancel culture” in a derogatory way, you’re simply not a serious thinker and no one has to listen to you anymore

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  14. Apr 25

    Dear ⁦⁩; Today I learned how epic your mom was. 🙏💜

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  15. Retweeted
    Apr 16

    instead of spreading that video you can spread this information bc chicago is trying so hard to hide this man’s identity.

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    Apr 16

    Eric E Stillman badge #19277 murdered 13 year old adam toledo while he had his hands in the air.

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  17. Retweeted
    Apr 23

    The "wokeness", specifically, is seeing cast members tattoos & removing a character named "Trader Sam" from Jungle Cruise. A grown man sees these things (or doesn't see them) & gets all worked up & the experience is "ruined" for him. Somehow he doesn't see this as HIS problem.

    I love Disney World, but wokeness is ruining the experience | Commentary
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  18. Apr 24

    Cake? Chewey? Fudge? There are only two types of brownies: “In my possession & available to eat” and “All others”.

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  19. Apr 24

    Dear youtubers; Less rambling. Less streaming. More scripting,. More editing.

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  20. Apr 24

    The hypocrisy and insincerity of Christian exploitation cinema.

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    Apr 21

    Inventor of moscow mule: I'll have another vodka and ginger beer please. Bartender: *sighing* do you need it in your- Inventor of moscow mule: If you don't put it in my big shiny cup I am going to send you to god

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