Scarlet Fenwick

@OScarletO Never say that about yourself, Scarlet. Never! You can be the best Sluguardian anyone has ever been! The power is within you!

Ah! The Feast has begun while I am still at Zee! Worry not, @OScarletO, we shall dance by Neathlight before this Feast is through! #ebz

@OScarletO *offers his arm* Oh, I'm a Devil loving, monster hunting, politically radical super spy. But on the surface, I was a woodcutter.

You told me to find my soul before our next sojourn, @OScarletO, and so I shall! I shall find that Deviless if it kills me! Again...

We need to seriously address connections between violence, sexism and toxic ideas of manhood before boys and men commit more mass shootings.

Felicia Day says GamerGate isn't nice and gets doxxed instantly. Chris Kluwe calls them every name in the book, NBD. Not about women though.

Mr Iron (@mr_iron) and Mr Pages (@mr_pages) wrangling? Lamentable. It does, however, suggest interesting events in the offing.

Do we quake when the lamps are lit, @Mr_Iron? Are we afraid of candles? Don't answer that. My point is profundant: light is no enemy.

.@mr_pages [MUSIC AT BEST DISTRACTS FROM HONEST TOIL. AT WORST, CORRUPTS. AND WHEN THE DAWN MACHINE RISES, YOU WILL BE GLAD OF MY WEAPONS.]

I hear April's latest project is a musical instrument. How petrifying. I trust you will defend us, @Mr_Iron. Some sort of bombard, perhaps.

.@mr_pages [I AM PREPARED TO ENTERTAIN THAT HYPOTHESIS. YOU, HOWEVER, CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO WIELD A PEN.]

My dear, scrivenoidal @Mr_Iron, riots are antics. Mere exuberances! The pen is mightier than the sword. Or, in this case, the bomb.

.@mr_pages [IGNORE VAKE. CONSIDER APRIL, OF THE CALENDAR COUNCIL. VAKE IS DISTRACTION. RIOTS ARE A THREAT TO CIVIL ORDER]

An insufficiency of Vake attacks, lately. Have London's diligious monster-hunters scared it off? A cheer for our peligin heroes!

"Honestly, it's fine" - Translation: "AAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!"