What's your opinion of the raccoons cousn, the Red Panda?
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Also after months of free hot dogs your body just doesn't have the same amount of hustle
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This guy's YouTube channel calls him the "Raccoon Whisperer", as though there's some kind of talent or technique to raccoon whispering beyond just showing up with an open container of inexpensive processed meat
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Love that one raccoon sitting on his shoulder and eating a hotdog, like a fat furry parrot.
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Yeah that's the one he's named "Buddy" because it seems to see him as something of a friend as well as a food source
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Also because they have tiny little hands
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I'm pretty sure these raccoons are very patiently waiting for collective access to a human-shaped skinsuit that they can use to Ascend
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Raccoons are adorable, but their poo is pretty dangerous to humans, and can be passed through physical contact with the raccoons themselves.pic.twitter.com/xwfPkr7ZF2
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Every kind of poo is dangerous to humans. Shit is unsanitary and contains parasites a lot of the time. These fuzzy garbage hunters ain’t special.
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